What looking glass?

badsciencejokes:

llamasouls:

im failing biology

Yah with a teacher like that failing is not your first concern.
I would alert the authorities.
And the morgue.

I really have to learn to stop running my mouth sometime…

headlikeanorange:

Bennett’s wallaby in Tierpark Nordhorn, Germany.

headlikeanorange:

Bennett’s wallaby in Tierpark Nordhorn, Germany.

boyquail:

very cute QUAIL making QUAIL NOISES

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

urlsamoboy:

bigbigtruck:

lovelylops:

the things i find on the internet 

unmute it

fUCK

OH MY GOD

c2ndy2c1d:

spikievstheuniverse:

La Muerte by Spikie
Go see the book of life!!!! go now!!!!  La Muerte was my favorite character design, but the whole movie is gorgeous!!!
- Spikie

8 A 8 this looks beautiful Spikie!!! 

c2ndy2c1d:

spikievstheuniverse:

La Muerte by Spikie

Go see the book of life!!!! go now!!!!
La Muerte was my favorite character design, but the whole movie is gorgeous!!!

- Spikie

8 A 8 this looks beautiful Spikie!!! 

aonootaku:

leia-reon:

i-am-a-mushroom:

tiredwinchesters:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

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